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  "path": "/2026/05/20/supreme-court-to-hear-argument-between-siblings-over-who-called-shotgun-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking case that legal experts predicted would set a historic precedent for generations to come, the United States Supreme Court agreed on Wednesday to hear an argument between siblings over which one of them had called shotgun.",
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