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  "path": "/2026/05/20/uk-authorities-issue-stern-warning-to-british-people-to-stop-being-stabbed-by-muslims-satire/",
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  "textContent": "LONDON — In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a migrant, authorities in the United Kingdom issued a stern warning to all native residents to stop being stabbed to death by Muslims.",
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