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  "path": "/2026/05/18/father-gathers-loved-ones-to-break-the-news-that-hes-getting-really-into-the-civil-war-satire/",
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  "textContent": "BANGOR, ME — Local dad David Kemp gathered his family together today to break the news to them that he’s getting really into the American Civil War.",
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