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  "textContent": "ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. “There’s always something new to get angry at each day,” Woods said. “And you never know what time the facts will come out confirming the need to get angry — it could be while I’m busy and don’t […]",
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