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  "path": "/2026/05/15/hockey-ticket-holders-issued-refund-after-no-fights-break-out-satire/",
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  "textContent": "ANAHEIM, CA — Disappointed hockey fans were issued a full refund for their tickets after zero fights broke out during the game.",
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