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  "path": "/2026/05/12/china-visit-off-to-rough-start-after-trump-demands-to-negotiate-directly-with-general-tso-satire/",
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  "textContent": "BEIJING — Diplomatic talks between the United States and China reportedly got off to an awkward start after President Donald Trump demanded to negotiate directly with General Tso.",
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