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  "path": "/2026/05/06/couple-trapped-on-hantavirus-infected-cruise-decline-chance-to-go-home-on-carnival-cruise-ship-satire/",
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  "textContent": "SOUTH CARIBBEAN — A couple trapped on a hantavirus-infected cruise ship reportedly have declined to be rescued by a nearby Carnival cruise, saying they’d rather take their chances with hantavirus instead.",
  "title": "Couple Trapped On Hantavirus-Infected Cruise Decline Chance To Go Home On Carnival Cruise Ship (Satire)"
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