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  "path": "/2026/05/04/newsom-says-california-population-is-actually-growing-if-you-dont-count-all-the-people-who-are-leaving-satire/",
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  "textContent": "SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom proudly announced over the weekend that the population of California was on the rise, as long as you don’t count all the people who left.",
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