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  "path": "/2026/04/29/dad-splits-commute-time-between-worshipping-the-lord-jesus-christ-and-cursing-out-bad-drivers-satire/",
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  "textContent": "LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — Traveling to and from work followed its standard pattern this morning, as a local dad once again split his commute between worshipping the Lord Jesus Christ and cursing out bad drivers.",
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