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  "path": "/2026/04/28/megachurch-torn-between-supporting-missionaries-to-india-or-adding-pickleball-courts-satire/",
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  "textContent": "FURLOW, AR — Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries to India and having pickleball courts installed.",
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