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  "path": "/2026/04/24/crazy-old-guy-at-nursing-home-keeps-telling-people-he-was-once-the-president-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WILMINGTON, DE — Residents and staff at a local elder care facility were forced to stifle their laughter again this week, as a crazy old man who moved into the nursing home over a year ago kept telling people he was once the President of the United States.",
  "title": "Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President (Satire)"
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