{
  "$type": "site.standard.document",
  "bskyPostRef": {
    "cid": "bafyreihfinxrcig36oqagmsah4ry7odujzbz2aypxm3g4hzlenovwwrfiy",
    "uri": "at://did:plc:yhmwewfk3g3hhkrw2gf4ypna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk47anorpqa2"
  },
  "coverImage": {
    "$type": "blob",
    "ref": {
      "$link": "bafkreidbm5ccu4fc2x2bhuprnqoygewlmgqyrcidggcwtkgjlbthlbdftq"
    },
    "mimeType": "image/jpeg",
    "size": 75199
  },
  "path": "/2026/04/22/man-packs-book-for-vacation-so-he-can-carry-around-book-on-vacation-satire/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-04-22T18:26:56.000Z",
  "site": "https://dissentwatch.com",
  "tags": [
    "#Column1"
  ],
  "textContent": "SAN DIEGO, CA — In accordance with his normal travel routine, a local man made sure that he packed a book for his vacation so that he can carry around a book on his vacation.",
  "title": "Man Packs Book For Vacation So He Can Carry Around Book On Vacation (Satire)"
}