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  "path": "/2026/04/21/cyclists-shocked-dismayed-to-learn-vehicles-also-allowed-to-use-roads-satire/",
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  "textContent": "U.S. — Few things can perturb bicyclists, the carefree pedalers who move only slightly faster than a human can run, except for one thing: something getting in the way of their bicycling. That’s why they’ve expressed shock and dismay to find something else using their roads: cars.",
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