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  "path": "/2026/04/20/ilhan-omar-assures-public-her-finances-were-handled-honestly-by-professionals-at-quality-accouting-center-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an ethics review discovered that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar had committed a slight $30 million accounting error, she assured the public that her finances were handled honestly by the professionals at the Quality Accouting Center.",
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