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  "path": "/2026/04/10/trump-assures-nation-troops-will-only-stay-deployed-until-middle-east-peaceful-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation concerned about becoming involved in another never-ending conflict, President Trump assured Americans that U.S. troops would only remain deployed until the Middle East was at peace.",
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