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  "path": "/2026/04/09/san-francisco-unveils-new-city-connect-jersey-satire/",
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  "textContent": "SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to the feces makes the city so unique.",
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