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  "path": "/2026/04/08/nike-releases-new-tiger-woods-ad-campaign-just-use-your-billion-dollars-to-hire-a-full-time-driver-satire/",
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  "textContent": "U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated slogan “Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver”.",
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