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  "path": "/2026/04/07/psych-trump-drops-bombs-that-just-shoot-out-little-flags-that-say-pow-satire/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-04-07T23:23:38.000Z",
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  "textContent": "TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then dropping bombs that only shoot out little flags that say “POW!”.",
  "title": "Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’ (Satire)"
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