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  "path": "/2026/04/06/next-door-neighbor-either-doing-very-well-financially-or-in-massive-amounts-of-debt-satire/",
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  "textContent": "SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local man Tony Flanders noted that, by the looks of it, his next-door neighbor was either very, very wealthy or in massive amounts of debt.",
  "title": "Next-Door Neighbor Either Doing Very Well Financially Or In Massive Amounts Of Debt (Satire)"
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