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  "textContent": "JUST IN – Trump tells Iran: “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell… Praise be to Allah.” Source: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414 @disclosetv",
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