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  "path": "/2026/04/04/fruit-cart-insurance-no-longer-covering-destruction-from-car-chases-satire/",
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  "textContent": "COSTA MESA, CA — In what was sure to be a blow to street vendors across the nation, the country’s leading provider announced that fruit cart insurance would no longer cover destruction from car chases.",
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