Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters (Satire)

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has for a long time criticized the concept of birthright citizenship — the idea that U.S. citizenship extends to anyone who was born within the U.S.’s borders. Rather than wait for a Supreme Court decision about it, Trump announced his own legislation titled “Birth-Wrong Citizenship.”