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  "path": "/2026/04/02/meet-the-unsung-hero-who-makes-sure-every-space-mission-doesnt-have-a-stowaway-axe-murderer-satire/",
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  "textContent": "CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — Russell Patrick has been doing the same job for NASA for over 50 years, though he’s gotten little recognition despite the essential service he provides.",
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