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  "path": "/2026/04/01/in-compelling-argument-for-birthright-citizenship-justice-jackson-eats-entire-stick-of-glue-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.",
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