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  "path": "/2026/04/01/trump-sneaks-onto-supreme-court-bench-cleverly-disguised-as-justice-sotomayor-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Supreme Court hearing arguments today over birthright citizenship, President Trump cleverly snuck his way onto the bench by disguising himself as Justice Sonia Sotomayor.",
  "title": "Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor (Satire)"
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