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  "path": "/2026/03/31/trump-begins-negotiating-with-iranian-leadership-via-ouija-board-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — As hostilities in the Middle East extended into a second month, White House sources confirmed that President Donald Trump had officially begun negotiating with Iranian leadership via Ouija board.",
  "title": "Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board (Satire)"
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