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  "path": "/2026/03/28/dozens-of-injuries-reported-at-no-kings-rally-after-multi-scooter-pileup-satire/",
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  "textContent": "BOSTON, MA — Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the “No Kings” rally today after a multi-scooter pileup as the protest crossed Tremont Street.",
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