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  "path": "/2026/03/26/bible-receives-modern-update-with-morally-gray-edition-satire/",
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  "textContent": "CLEVELAND, OH — The Bible finally received a much-needed modern update called the Morally Gray Edition, which removes all outdated black-and-white morality that was found in prior editions.",
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