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  "path": "/2026/03/26/iran-denies-negotiating-with-trump-as-all-its-leaders-are-dead-satire/",
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  "textContent": "TEHRAN — Iranian spokesman Ahmadi Mohammadi issued a strongly worded statement to “The Great Satan” in which he vehemently denied that ongoing negotiations with President Trump had been taking place because all the nation’s leaders are dead.",
  "title": "Iran Denies Negotiating With Trump As All Its Leaders Are Dead (Satire)"
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