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  "path": "/2026/03/25/guy-who-pushed-over-reachers-motorcycle-announces-plan-to-shoot-john-wicks-dog-satire/",
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  "textContent": "BRENTWOOD, TN — The man who pushed over Jack Reacher’s motorcycle and was subsequently pounded into the ground has announced that he will next go shoot John Wick’s dog.",
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