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  "path": "/2026/03/25/man-unsure-if-whats-missing-in-his-life-is-jesus-or-really-cool-jacket-satire-2/",
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  "textContent": "CROMWELL, CT — On a chilly spring morning, local man Jim Harbor reportedly paused to consider whether what he was missing in life was Jesus or a really cool jacket. Powered by WPeMatico",
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