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  "path": "/2026/03/25/mysterious-investor-pancy_nelosi-makes-millions-on-oil-trade-minutes-before-trumps-iran-announcement-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just minutes before President Donald Trump announced a peace deal with Iran was close, a mysterious investor named “Pancy_Nelosi” placed hundreds of millions on a speculative trade that oil prices would plummet.",
  "title": "Mysterious Investor ‘Pancy_Nelosi’ Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement (Satire)"
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