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  "path": "/2026/03/24/deal-alert-save-big-on-a-20-pound-weighted-vest-by-just-gaining-20-pounds-satire/",
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  "textContent": "Looking to expand your personal gym, but low on cash? Instead of spending money on a 20-pound weighted vest, try just gaining 20 pounds instead.",
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