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  "path": "/2026/03/24/airport-wait-times-eliminated-after-tsa-checkpoints-taken-over-by-chick-fil-a-satire-2/",
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  "textContent": "U.S. — Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted that wait times were eliminated almost immediately.",
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