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  "path": "/2026/03/20/newsom-allocates-900-million-for-black-bear-porta-potties-satire/",
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  "textContent": "SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom announced the signing of an executive order that allocates over $900 million of additional funding to the California Department of Parks and Recreation for the purpose of setting up porta-potties for black bears.",
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