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  "path": "/2026/03/19/gay-ayatollah-excited-after-receiving-dm-from-cute-guy-jamesmohammed-okeefibad-satire/",
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  "textContent": "TEHRAN — According to U.S. intelligence sources, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei couldn’t believe his luck when he received a DM from a cute guy by the name of Jamesmohammed O’Keefibad.",
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