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  "path": "/2026/03/19/mlb-introduces-popular-new-rule-where-umps-who-get-more-than-3-calls-overturned-are-jettisoned-into-the-sun-satire/",
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  "textContent": "U.S. — Ahead of Opening Day next week, Major League Baseball announced a new permanent rule where umpires who get more than 3 of their calls overturned over the course of a game will be jettisoned into the sun.",
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