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  "path": "/2026/03/19/california-celebrates-installation-of-single-l-a-trash-can-that-cost-400-billion-and-took-18-years-to-build-satire/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-19T17:13:52.000Z",
  "site": "https://dissentwatch.com",
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  "textContent": "LOS ANGELES, CA — California state and city officials gathered with residents on Thursday to celebrate the opening of a public trash can that cost just $400 billion and took only 18 years to install.",
  "title": "California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build (Satire)"
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