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  "path": "/2026/03/17/man-condemned-to-hell-for-texting-lol-when-he-didnt-really-laugh-out-loud-satire/",
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  "textContent": "HADES — Demons happily welcomed 27-year-old Jim Carole to Hell on Tuesday after he was immediately condemned to eternal damnation for texting “LOL” to a close friend when he didn’t really laugh out loud.",
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