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  "path": "/2026/03/12/google-maps-subtracts-hour-from-travel-time-after-realizing-dad-driving-satire/",
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  "textContent": "MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google announced an update for its popular Google Maps application that would automatically subtract an hour from travel time if it knows a dad is driving.",
  "title": "Google Maps Subtracts Hour From Travel Time After Realizing Dad Driving (Satire)"
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