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  "path": "/2026/03/04/to-save-time-iran-appoints-supreme-leader-who-is-already-dead-satire/",
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  "textContent": "TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation’s leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead.",
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