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  "path": "/2026/03/04/america-graciously-converts-20-iranian-warships-into-new-submarines-satire/",
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  "textContent": "PERSIAN GULF — In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines.",
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