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  "path": "/2026/03/03/pentecostal-wins-at-scrabble-again-by-spelling-all-words-in-tongues-satire/",
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  "textContent": "FALLON, NV — Local Pentecostal Christian Glenn Fuller reportedly beat all his friends at Scrabble yet again thanks to his miraculous ability to spell out all words in tongues.",
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