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  "path": "/2026/03/02/soon-whispers-dad-to-dormant-lawnmower-in-garage-satire/",
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  "textContent": "LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban dad gently consoled himself next to his dormant lawnmower in the garage.",
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