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  "path": "/2026/02/28/ayatollah-to-give-speech-as-soon-as-officials-find-the-rest-of-his-body-satire/",
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  "textContent": "TEHRAN — Iranian officials have promised that Ayatollah Khamenei will give a speech just as soon as they have located the rest of his body.",
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