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  "textContent": "The United States launched a major military attack on Iran overnight, striking dozens of high-level targets across the nation. As the dust settles, everyone is asking the question: what happens next? Here is what’s about to happen:",
  "title": "The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here’s What Happens Next (Satire)"
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