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  "path": "/2026/02/28/iranian-generals-kicking-themselves-for-not-just-meeting-over-zoom-satire/",
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  "textContent": "TEHRAN — Iranian military leaders are reportedly “really kicking themselves” for not just having their latest meeting over zoom.",
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