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  "path": "/2026/02/23/olympic-curlers-give-final-salute-as-they-are-lowered-into-carbon-freezing-chamber-until-next-winter-games-satire/",
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  "textContent": "MILANO — As the 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics came to a close, athletes from various nations participated in the traditional send-offs for their respective sports, with the Olympic curlers being lowered into the carbon-freezing chamber until the next winter games.",
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