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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hillary Clinton’s long career in politics finally met with the recognition it deserved when the United States created a new federal holiday in her honor: “Almost Presidents” Day.",
  "title": "Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday ‘Almost Presidents Day’ (Satire)"
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