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  "path": "/2026/02/13/husband-enters-annual-hibernation-period-between-super-bowl-and-mlb-opening-day-satire/",
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  "textContent": "BLUE SPRINGS, MO — One of nature’s most wondrous events was on full display at one suburban home this week, as a local husband followed his innate instinct to enter his annual hibernation period between the Super Bowl and Major League Baseball Opening Day.",
  "title": "Husband Enters Annual Hibernation Period Between Super Bowl And MLB Opening Day (Satire)"
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